William Shakespere and his characters (English)

Hey! This post is in English!
Hejka! 1 punkt mojej przemowy to apel do czytelników. Naprawdę jestem zazdrosna i sądzę, że każdy inny też, o czytelników, którzy komentują TYLKO posty jednego autora. Proszę przeczytajcie choć jeden post każdego autora i sprawdźcie, czy przypadkiem nie przypadnie Wam on do gustu!
Z góry dziękuję.
Punkt drugi... 14 września (sobota) to pierwsze urodziny Zagubionych. Obejdziemy je tylko symbolicznie, gdyż ustaliłyśmy  Blackie będziemy obchodzić 21 czerwca (moje imieniny ;D) - bo wtedy miały miejsce przenosiny.
Punkt trzeci...
To co dziś przedstawiam, to dramat. Dobrze rozumiecie. Dramat - potocznie zwany sztuką. Konkretnie to komedia. Jednak nie tylko w tym ten post jest "pierwszy". Cała komedia jest po angielsku... A tłumaczenie pojawi się dopiero w werkend. Już raz je miałam napisane, ale się usunęło.
Co do histori... Napisałam go wraz z Blackie i wystawiłam na "Saint Georgs day". Jeśli ktoś chciałby go wystawić, albo dowiedzieć się więcej - zapraszam na maila - finite.blog@gmail.com
Finite
Ps:
Grałam Hamleta. Miałam czaszkę ;D
EDIT: 14.09.2013
Czaszka zażyczyła sobie zdjęcia i Was pozdrawia. Poprawiłam wygląd, mam nadzieję, że będzie się lepiej czytać (o tych kilkunastu literówkach w moim tekście zapomimy, także o ortograficznym błędzie). Sądzę, że Blackie niedługo przyjdzie i sprawdzi tekst (nie to, że mi się nie chce... Serio... Ona jest lepsza z języka angielskiego)... Śliczna jest czaszka, nie mam racji? Moja ukochana :D Co ja tam jeszcze chciałam... E... Nie ważne...
Zdrówka! Finite 

William Shakespeare and his characters

Characters:
Juliet Capulet - Alicja
Hamlet - Finite
Makbet - Viridi Prati
William Shakespeare - Blackie Line

On the stage turns up Hamlet
HAMLET
To be, or not to be — that is the question...
JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name...
HAMLET
What the...?

JULIET
What are you doing here?
HAMLET
I could ask you for the same thing.
JULIET
It would be my play, so why are you staying here?
HAMLET
I don’t know. Maybe it is only a small mistake...
MAKBET
What is going on here?
JULIET
Oh, Makbet, I am so glad to see you. You may talk some sense into Hamlet. He thinks that is his turn!
MAKBET
According to the new plan I’m going to play today.
HAMLET & JULIET
What?!
MAKBET
Maybe Shakespeare planned to show all three plays in one evening by mistake...
SHAKESPEARE
Can you be quite, please! I wanted to focus on writing, but your discussion is distracting me. I’m trying to create new play.
HAMLET
Why? Your plays are already very famous.
SHAKESPEARE
I just need something new, not always only “Romeo and Juliet”, “Hamlet”, “Makbet”, etc.
JULIET
But...
SHAKESPEARE
I need silence.
MAKBET
But we are the best thing that has turned up in your head!
SHAKESPEARE
I don’t know who are you! Go away!
JULIET
Okey, okey...
They go out, then SHAKESPERE turn up his head
SHAKESPEARE
Wait a minute!
SHAKESPERE stand up and run after them.
I need some new characters... Why? I have Hamlet. Who is Hamlet?
HAMLET
I'm a man. I'm soon of king of Denmark. He dead in tragedy. I'm not crazy, but some people think I am. I was say - To be, or not to be? That is the question.
SHAKESPERE
Yes... Yes! I remember! That was very good tragedy! I remember! And your mother was married your uncle?
HAMLET
Yes. His name is Claudius. I really don't like him.
SHAKESPERE
And you talk with skull? Yes?
HAMLET
Yes...
SHAKESPERE
You are totaly crazy!
HAMLET
I'm not...
SHAKESPERE kręci palcem w geście szaleństwa.
SHAKESPERE
Yes, yes, of course. And you, madame? Who are you?
JULIET
I'm 13 years old women. My family name is Capulet, but I have married to Romeo, so now I am Juliet Montague. One day I meet him on dance party, and we fell in love...
SHAKESPERE
Seriously? I think I wrote tragedy not romance...
JULIET
Oh... That was tragedy romance! The most famous in the world. Everyone know who I am and who is Romeo.
SHAKESPERE
I don't know! But... How are you dead?
JULIET
Romeo accept poison...
SHAKESPERE
And you?
JULIET
I... I kill myself with dagger. We have dead in our arms...
SHAKESPERE
Seriously? Yes! I remember. But... You are married only three-four days! That’s totally crazy!
JULIET
We were falling in love!
SHAKESPERE
You are 13!
JULIET
I wasn't to young to dead!
SHAKESPERE
Ok... And what about you? You are Makbet, aren’t you?
MAKBET
Yes. I was a general in the army of King Duncan, but after he dead I became the King of Scotland. Truth is that... I kill him, because I wanted to come into power. After that I’ve lost my mind gradually. I murdered my great friend and many other people.
SHAKESPERE
You are insane...
MAKBET
I was for certain, but I’m not sure how is it now...
SHAKESPERE
He observe faces of the rest people
So... You... Hamlet... You are crazy...
HAMLET
No...
SHAKESPERE
Stop! Now, I talk and you (he look on Hamlet) and you (he look on Juliet) and you (he look on Makbet) are quiet.
JULIET & MAKBET
But...
SHAKESPERE
QUIET please! You, Juliet, are crazy.And you are Crazy-King, Makbet.
MAKBET
But polls say, people think I'm not!
SHAKESPERE
Shut up! Now, have you see? I have Hamlet, Juliet, Makbet who are TOTALY crazy! Thats the problem. I need new charakters who AREN'T crazy! Are every people crazy? No! There is someone who is. One of hundred!
JULIET
Now you see?!
SHAKESPERE
No!
MAKBET
Yes! You have say: I and Juliet and Hamlet are crazy.
HAMLET
Good. Maybe we are crazy. But think. We are into your head. You say we all are crazy. It means something. Think what!
SHAKESPERE
What means?
JULIET
You...
MAKBET
Are...
HAMLET
INSANE!
HAMLET & JULIET & MAKBET
Now you see?

THE END